...well they would have been if they were in The Newharts.
However.....since they're not part of that universe, they are part of a universe some of you may already be familiar with.... called Bastion's 7.
Here are the alter egos for 3 out of 7 good guys.
Left to right:
1) Pierre / No.2
-African/Asian, born in France.
-preference for gender; (we're not sure... only he knows).
2) Oki /Zero
-Oki is short for Okinawa
-Japanese/Caucasian, born in San Diego, Ca
-leader of the B7 scouts
3) Jojo /No.1
-2nd in charge next to Zero
-born in Taichung, Taiwan
-mother to the main character; Kai
all Bastion's 7 characters © Sean "Cheeks" Galloway
Hope y'all digs!